I have a dog that’s a little monster.
He loves new toys and things, whether it belongs to him or not, it’s not an issue, to him, he owns everything.
He checks my purchases every single time, even when it’s placed out of reach, he will figure a way to reach it. And when he can’t, he barks. Loudly, demandingly, and well, noisily.
If you tell him he can’t have one thing, he finds something else to chew on. He’s 3 years old already by the way. He digs through the laundry basket for my underwear (yes, gross), and recently he’s learnt to dig through my bag. Yup. He’s picked out many goodies, from my name card holder, opening it and spewing the contents all over the floor, to my wallet, managing to unzip the zipper and chewing my credit cards.
He steals food from the dining table, climbs chairs to get to my apple juice, cranberry juice (seems pretty doggy safe, but there’s more…), coke, rootbeer, Milo… All in my mug. Yesterday, he stole a 200gm packet of Famous Amos cookies which I only ate like 5 pieces max, and amazingly, opened the bag which was sealed with scotch tape. Realizing he couldn’t reach the cookies that way, he bit a hole at the bottom of the bag instead. He probably ate a couple before he got caught, and yes, he’s still very much alive.
Once when I was very broke, he ate my last beef patty which I was going to eat for lunch. Grrr. I was mad. Two months after I bought my blackberry, he figured that it was a new chew toy. One month after I got brand new DKNY prescription glasses (for almost $500!!) he decided that would be his next chew toy too.
People wonder why I can’t take this dog in hand. I wonder too. I raised a perfectly normal female cocker spaniel, well-behaved, one who keeps her canines on her own toys, one that doesn’t steal food, rummage through things, one that doesn’t keep wondering what she should do next. They’re siblings from the same litter mind you. So why did the boy turn out that way?
Millions of screaming and smacks through the 3 years didn’t help. When I tell him he can’t chew one thing, he stops but finds something else to chew. So even after going through telling him he can’t chew 10 other things that follow, he will find the 11th thing. It’s an endless struggle.
I own a little monster. He makes me laugh when I see his little brain thinking about what to do next and then plotting how to get there. I think he thinks it’s funny too. Apparently, according to my friends, he’s an angel until I get home.
He does not suffer from lack of attention, that I’m sure. Everyone is sure to scream “Rusty!” at least 5 times a day. He gets screamed at, smacked at, but he happily wags his tail when you’re done. Sometimes he throws a tantrum and it doesn’t get better until you keep talking to him for at least 10 minutes.
I think it’s me. But to some extent, it’s him too right? Cuz after reading Marley and me, there’s just some dogs that don’t listen…
Sigh. I love him the most though.